Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Boot camp and booty calls

So I am back at bootcamp trying to ensure I'm not stuck with a tankass following the emergence of The Bambino in September. yes people, SEPTEMBER that means I am now more than 4.5 months preggers. Past halfway and so far it's a breeze. The ...er... chest is still bigger than the stomach but sure that's changing by the day.
Anyway, uncharacteristically, I digress. Yesterday I was in the process of dying at bootcamp and the instructor (aka Adolf) was taking the opportunity to assure us that despite what the admin fiends at bootcamp may say, it is perfectly fine to exercise through your pregnancy bla bla bla (I had to get special permission and sign an indemnity form and was enjoying feeling quite self righteous with my efforts until) this other woman pipes up (snottily) "I exercised ALL the way through my pregnancy and it was just fine... I did ballet!" (My mate rolls her eyes at me and I smirk, wondering why she had clearly stopped exercising since). Yes, yes, I hear all the cat meowing sounds you are making and I must admit that the hormones may be releasing a bit of ... honesty into my thoughts. But seriously she was just being a nasty little glory stealer. Just leave me alone to puff around that field and bask in the attention and praise it results in, k?
So now you're all waiting on the booty call bit which is the only reason you have bothered reading this far in the first place. Well now that I can finally track how people come upon this blog I figured I should probably type out terms like booty call as much as possible :). Just jokes. That's a bit cheap. There was in fact a great story about a booty call (oops, I did it again!) but it seems inappropriate to share it here.
And now you all hate me.

10 comments:

Being Brazen said...

wow, you are already 4.5 months preggers. not long now :)

po said...

I read about a woman who trained for marathons and surfed all through her pregnancy. She did go into labour on her morning run and had to collapse on the neighbour's garden though, so you might want to watch out for that :)

Slyde said...

wow, you really were a cocktease with this one :)

thats ok, i'll still read your stuff even if its not dirty :)

Caz said...

BB - dragging past and flying by like some weird time warp :)

Po - Overachievers should be smacked upside the head - they make the rest of us look bad! :)

Slyde - that means so much to me ;)

Gill said...

Popping in to say helloooo! 4.5 months already - wow! BTW your blog should come with a warning, settling down with a cup of coffee to have a comforting read and what do I find.....rain spiders and snakes!! LOL!

Miss T said...

sneaky sneaky sneaky :)

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

Yeah, ballet, um, NOT the same things as a boot camp.

ok, rock on!!!

:)

Ruby said...

Don't let her steal your thunder hun...I'm thinking you're pretty awesome for keeping up:)

Caz said...

Thanks ladies :) Though ruby, "keeping up" might be overstating it a little. haha

Bruce said...

I read this whole thing and found no Booty....I am so bummed.