No wait that's not right.... well depending... oh never mind.
Happy Valentines Day people.
Yes it is commercialism at its most synister, yes hallmark are opportunistic thieves, yes florists are the worst of the lot as they push up prices just for the day which is actually pretty sickening if you give it some thought, but stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill!
Any excuse for a date of sorts with my man works for me!
So thanks for those of you who had suggestions and may the plague of a thousand flees be in the undies of those of you who did not (not really... that's a little harsh).
But i have come up with a series of clues and stuff for the band tonight which will lead to a few activities the details of which i shall not expand upon. There will also be a yummy dinner involved, but i'm ordering our favourite meal from our favourite restaurant and getting it as a take away (which i never knew I could do - very Brooke-at-the-Cafe-Russe of me!)
Anyway, i will let you know how it goes.
Now I know many people DESPISE Valentines Day with the hatred of a thousand.. hateful things, so here is some entertainment for you....
"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a bin lorry reversing."
"It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall."
"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. "
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6.36pm travelling at 55mph, the other from Peterborough at 4.19pm at a speed of 35mph."
"Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master."