Friday, November 05, 2010

Day 12* → Something you never get compliments on.

*I'm busy with a 30 day meme. Read more here.

My green fingers.

I kill plants. I really do. I don't mean to. I'm a bunny hugger, after all. But they are forever dying on my watch. It's pretty flippen depressing.
Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


Exhibit C:


Now fear not. It's not ALL bad news. My most recent 3 plant additions are alive and thriving (AGAINST ALL ODDS)

This orchard was given to me by my MIL when she came to the Cape to meet Tandia. In my head I screamed "noooooooo! Why would you do that to me?? Why would you give me a finicky, pricey plant to care for. Is a newborn child not enough responsibility???" I had visions of me having to go out and purchase a new replacement orchard every time they came to visit. But look. It's thriving. Buds and everything. No idea how. Some snarky person mentioned that orchards thrive under stressed conditions. hmph.



The succulent. You can't go wrong with a succulent. They need basically no attention. This sits in Tandia's room and survives all on its own with pretty much no help from me (the way a plant SHOULD be).


Our newest plant is a tree. A congratulatory gift from our estate agent on the purchase of our new house. Gorgeous and in mint condition as you can see, but then it's only been subjected to my "care" (and I use the term generously!) for about 2 weeks now, so ya. Although a tree in a pot is really an odd concept if you think about it, at least I can give it a hug whenever I forget to take packets with to the shop.

5 comments:

MeganTS said...

WAHAHAHAHAA! oh dear.

I also have the magical plant killing ability. I even managed to kill a cactus, which is fairly impressive, you've gotta admit :-p

clare said...

Your writing is brilliant btw. Oh and that is soooo SA 'take packets wiff to the supermarket ;)

New house yippee, congrats.

Tania said...

Just some unsolicited advice on the orchid: keep it in your bathroom.
I'm also a famous plant-killer and I too got one of those when the girls were born that I dumped in the bathroom and it actually flowered again!

Tania said...

Just some unsolicited advice on the orchid: keep it in your bathroom.
I'm also a famous plant-killer and I too got one of those when the girls were born that I dumped in the bathroom and it actually flowered again!

Tamara said...

I kill potplants. Things in the garden do well, but things in pots... don't. A friend gave us a potted Japanese maple a wedding gift. She told us how it had nearly died, but pulled through and that it was a symbol of our marriage - tough times might come, but we'd weather them. Needless to say, it was not a good symbol of our marriage - our cats peed on it and it died in the first six months ;-)