Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I need a therapist and you, dear reader, are now it.

Ok guys, firstly the very fact that there are no exclamation marks in my title should concern you. I am THAT tense.

It sucks being a girl. When I get reeeeeally angry do I shout? (nope.) Kick things? (and ruin my shoes??! I don't think so) What happens? My stupid eyes well up with saline solution. It really sucks. So now I am hiding in my office, cultivating a massive wrinkle between my brows, heart thumping in my ears. Looking like a weak chick when actually this is FURY

I am over EVERYBODY! Lazy colleagues. Hopeless website developers. Useless ad agencies. It is tough being the only one who gives a damn.

Please leave me comments that either vent with me or say nice stuff to me. Jokes may also help right about now.

12 comments:

Slyde said...

cant think of any jokes off hand, but hang in there, kiddo.. EVERYONE (even boys) have days like that...

Caz said...

Thanks Slyde. Good to know.
"this too shall pass" et cetera et cetera. I think i should just go play some kind of violent aggressive Wii game that involves much brutality!
(and this is why I am not ready to be a mom!!)

Glugster said...

Fire them! All of them! Even if it's just in your mind.

Just don't let them take advantage of you because you are a hard worker that gets things done. Learn to say NO.

Glugster said...

Oh, and get yourself a nice pair of kicking shoes which you can keep in your bottom drawer for emergencies.

Ruby said...

awe hun.....with my pathetic little slaves i know exactly how you feel!!! i get so angry that feel like driving my little stileto heels into their necks, balls, boobs...anywhere it would really really hurt. but what do i do...take control of myself...get some privacy and shed a few tears because i have no other way of venting my anger......strongs hun!!!!!!!

Being Brazen said...

Hey, We all feel like this sometimes (woman more than men)....Hell, i feel annoyed alot. You dont need a therapist..thats what blogging is for - vent it out online. then we can all comment and make your day!

Hope you have a much better day tomorrow

Being Brazen said...

or should i say today...as this was posted yesterday...im sooo behind...ha ha ha

Caz said...

Glugs - you're right... firing people is SO underrated!! :)

Ruby - even just digging the heels in mentally is pretty dam gratifying.. I must remember that! Esp to this one guy with a nasal voice and an annoying attitude.. DIIIIGGING THEM IN DEEP!!!!

BB - thanks lady glad you visited :)

lotus07 said...

What? THIS is all I ever blog about (well, I am trying to cut back, but it is all I ever used to blog about).

For empathy, just read any entry in my blog under the catagory 'observations'

http://lotus07rant.blogspot.com/search/label/Observations

youmeher said...

Hey lady. I know how you feel (I think). And there's nothing wrong with having saline solution running down your cheeks.
Promise. I do it all the time. Yeah, I'm a big ol' softy. ;)

Caz said...

L and YMH - thanks guys :)

Tamara said...

Hmmm... I realise I am very late, so

a) I hope you are feeling better now

b) Invest in a punching bag like I have in my office - it even has a little photo pocket so you can be punching a specific person that's cheesing you off

c) Bark loudly at your band's dogs. If you don't start laughing oding that, I dunno what will work ;-)