Thursday, November 23, 2006

People, I have nothing to say


Now I know men the world over are ululating in shocked glee that a woman could be out of words. But it is true.

it's that time of the month... er... i mean year, you see.

On the note of these kinds of matters, I have some quotes to share....

"When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs." Friedrich Nietzsche (Nazi Shmuck)

"Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote." Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905) hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."Napolean Bonaparte (and that's why they shipped him off to an island)

"Women are nothing but machines for producing children." Napolean Bonaparte. (nope... THAT'S why!)

"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses." Ivern Boyett

"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man." Erica Jong.

"She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when." PG Wodehouse. (Personal favourite - hehe)

And for my FAVOURITE FAVOURITE.... (this balances it somewhat ladies...)

"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles." Rosanne Barr


3 comments:

Tamaryn said...

I like these too...

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." ~Author Unknown

"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument." Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked." ~Ovid

"Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble." ~"Doctor" Leon of drleons.com

All love,
Tam

alet said...

a certain mrs. scholtz comes to mind when i read ur personal favourite...;)

Caz said...

HEHE THAT'S HER EXACTLY!!!!!
Particularly on day trip to the navy day!